[geezer (Unverified) Posted Oct 26th 2007 12:52PM]

Microsoft three-phase business plan:
1. Collect Underpants
2. ?
3. Profit

[Hollywood Ron (Unverified) Posted Oct 26th 2007 12:55PM]

Step 2 must be something amazing, because Step 3 is gigantic.

[daaper Posted Oct 26th 2007 12:57PM]

I'm sure someone there knows step two...ask the gnomes, perhaps?

[paloooz (Unverified) Posted Oct 26th 2007 12:58PM]

Hey, that's almost the same as mine:

1. Remove underpants
2. ???
3. Profit!

[magallanes Posted Oct 26th 2007 2:31PM]

1. Microsoft Underpants with Service Pack 1.
2. ???
3. Profit!

[unsigned (Unverified) Posted Oct 26th 2007 3:39PM]

@paloooz: No you don't, I have prior art on that. Neener.

[FrankTheCrank Posted Oct 26th 2007 4:11PM]

I'm gonna puke!

And the shafting of America continues.

Go to hell Microsoft.

[ZenUltimate (Unverified) Posted Oct 26th 2007 11:38PM]

Demand for vista :D

http://zenultimate.notlong.com

[Phil (Unverified) Posted Oct 27th 2007 5:02AM]

I certainly don'y understand the 'demand is encouraging' bit.....

Every new PC or Laptop comes pre-loaded with Vista!!!!!

The consumer does'nt have a choice.......or maybe they do, but ar'nt being told........hmmmmm

4 billion NET profit on 13 billion turnover is staggering. How's about spreading the wealth gentlemen?